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{{ Here’s an excerpt
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for Cheeseburger in Paradise. }}
At Cheeseburger in Paradise,
we serve up generous portions of paradise daily.
It all began while vacationing in Maui in 1988.
Tired of the "fish of the day" specials, we yearned
for a juicy cheeseburger, but they were rarer than a Hawaiian
mitten. So our solution was to purchase the best oceanfront
property on the island and start our own burger joint. Cheeseburger
in Paradise proved to be an immediate success, with a per
seat gross that places it in the top five percent of restaurants
in the nation. Since that time, we’ve repeated our success
in Oahu, Mexico and Las Vegas.
What’s our secret for manufacturing paradise?
It’s simple: we do all we can to put our customers in
a great mood. After all, paradise is a state of mind. So Cheeseburger
in Paradise appeals to all your senses — sight, smell,
hearing, touch, taste, and humor. You can feast your eyes
on a technicolor Hawaiian sunset outside our windows, and
playful tiki knick-knacks inside. As you banter with a flippant
waitress, your favorite rock and roll songs play one after
another, putting you in a frisky frame of mind. And when you
sink your teeth into a gooey, five-napkin cheeseburger, you
think to yourself, "Man, life is great." This is
the dining experience Cheeseburger in Paradise delivers.
Now we’ll reveal our fundamental marketing
strategies, and even translate them into English for you.
We locate our restaurants in mega-watt tourist destinations
with heavy foot traffic. That means lots of hungry people
with money in their pockets are walking by. We have strong
brand recognition — which means that almost everybody
has heard of Cheeseburger in Paradise. And our concept appeals
to a very wide demographic. That means that people of all
ages and backgrounds like cheeseburgers. After all, practically
anywhere on earth, people will start salivating if you say
"cheeseburger."
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